COLONIAL TREASURES MERCANTILE L.L.C.

HUMOROUS ITEMS
Crotch Powder
Every home needs a box of Dr. McFilthy's patented crotch powder! Some of the many uses for this special powder include the relief of rashes, hives, skin irritations, boils, carbuncles, lesions & eruptions and much more! This decorative box is a must for the privy ... your guests will love it! Makes a great gag gift.
Color
$4.99
Granny's Finest Recipes
For the finicky eater ... Granny's cooking is sure to be a hit! Labels list directions for preparation along with humorous information stating ideal candidates for this yummy food. Makes a great gag gift and appears real in the cupboard.
Flavor
$2.99
Some Of The Finest Road Kill You Could Ever Want & More
YUMMMM!!! These here is the darnest, bestest Road Kill & More you could ever goes wantin fer. Pa un me duuns kilt dem erselfs, wit mes gun, peecup or tractor, anyways wees gots dem is good. Just rinse off some of da gravel and cook um. YUMMM!!! P.S. What a great gag gift to give anyone (Friend or Foe.)Great for Dear Camp, Camping, or just everyday humor!!!
See fido
sneakin
round, cusin
I'm fixen ta
gits hims
nixed!!!
Flavor:
$2.99
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