COLONIAL TREASURES MERCANTILE LLC
HUMOROUS ITEMS
Some Of The Finest Road Kill You Could Ever Want & More
YUMMMM!!! These here is the darnest, bestest Road Kill & More you could ever goes wantin fer. Pa un me duuns kilt dem erselfs, wit mes gun, peecup or tractor, anyways wees gots dem is good. Just rinse off some of da gravel and cook um. YUMMM!!! P.S. What a great gag gift to give anyone (Friend or Foe.)Great for Dear Camp, Camping, or just everyday humor!!!
See fido
sneakin
round, cusin
I'm fixen ta
gits hims
nixed!!!
Flavor:
$2.99
Crotch Powder
Every home needs a box of Dr. McFilthy's patented crotch powder! Some of the many uses for this special powder include the relief of rashes, hives, skin irritations, boils, carbuncles, lesions & eruptions and much more! This decorative box is a must for the privy ... your guests will love it! Makes a great gag gift.
Color:
$4.99
Dammit Dolls
These absolutely cute Dammit Dolls are
a must to take all your frustrations out
on. Leave the kids and the husband
alone, or husbands leave the wife
alone and wring the Dammit Dolls
neck!!! From Diets to Computers or
Casinos to Sports. These Dolls can help
with all yours or your friends daily
events gone wrong.
Just One of the Many Cute Sayings!
When you think you want to climb the walls
Or stand right up and shout.
Here’s a little Dammit Doll you cannot do without.
Just grasp it firmly by the legs and find a place to slam it.
As you whack its stuffings out
Yell- Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!
Kind:
$6.99
Colonial Reinactment Fake Gun/FlintLock
Our Fake Colonial Reinactment Guns are very real looking. Each is unique in it's own right. Great fake gun to look and act the roll of the Colonial person.
FlintLocks have
ornamental design
burned into each
gun. Boys just
design, Girls
design & also a
Pink Wash color.
$19.99