COLONIAL TREASURES MERCANTILE LLC
HUMOROUS ITEMS
Some Of The Finest Road Kill You Could Ever Want & More
YUMMMM!!! These here is the darnest, bestest Road Kill & More you could ever goes wantin fer. Pa un me duuns kilt dem erselfs, wit mes gun, peecup or tractor, anyways wees gits dem is good. Just rinse off some of da gravel and cook um. YUMMM!!! P.S. What a great gag gift to give anyone (Friend or Foe.)Great for Deer Camp, Camping, or just everyday humor!!!
See fido
sneakin
round, cusin
I'm fixen ta
gits hims
nixed!!!
Flavor:
$2.99
Crotch Powder
Every home needs a box of Dr. McFilthy's patented crotch powder! Some of the many uses for this special powder include the relief of rashes, hives, skin irritations, boils, carbuncles, lesions & eruptions and much more! This decorative box is a must for the privy ... your guests will love it! Makes a great gag gift.
Color:
$4.99
Dammit Dolls
These absolutely cute Dammit Dolls are
a must to take all your frustrations out
on. Leave the kids and the husband
alone, or husbands leave the wife
alone and wring the Dammit Dolls
neck!!! From Diets to Computers or
Casinos to Sports. These Dolls can help
with all yours or your friends daily
events gone wrong.
Just One of the Many Cute Sayings!
When you think you want to climb the walls
Or stand right up and shout.
Here’s a little Dammit Doll you cannot do without.
Just grasp it firmly by the legs and find a place to slam it.
As you whack its stuffings out
Yell- Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!
Kind:
$6.99
Ass Woopin' Redneck BBQ Sauce
Sure to fire up y’er
squirrel, possum, rabbit
and most any other
roadkill. This excellent
tasting Made in America
12.7 oz. bottle of BBQ
Sauce is ideal for all of
your meats. Don’t let
the name fool you, this
is a yummy medium to
mild BBQ sauce.  BBQ
has a nice barbeque
flavor and the Golden
BBQ has a slight
mustard taste.
Kind:
$5.95
Screw The Democrats & Republicans Hot Sauce
How about this for
your favorite
democrat or
republican. An
appropriately made
in America Hot
Sauce. Sure to be a
big hit at your dinner
table. And make for
some interesting
conversations.
Comes in a 5 fl. Oz.
bottle.
Kind:
$5.50
Big Ass Soap (Lavender)
Get your hard working ass
clean and fresh!! Gentle
enough for even the
smallest of asses.
Impress folks when you
take your ass to town. All
kidding aside this is a
excellent handmade
scented soap Made in
America. Includes 2 bars.
Total 1/2 pound of a
wonderful lavender scent
$9.99
Tarlton's Snake Oil
When you're snake bit’ try
some Tarlton’s Snake Oil.
Also effectively heals many
other disfunctions such as
hernias, dry eyes, skid
marks, measles, loss of
smell,  nerves, lumbago,
spasms and whatever else
ales ya! Also removes
spots and a GREAT
toothpaste. You would be
surprised what a little
cooking oil will do!!! Made
in America and would be a
fun gift for that person that
has everything.
$3.99
Duct Tape Billfolds
Look what we have!!!! Duct
Tape Wallets. These snazzy
wallets will catch the
attention of all your sure to
be jealous friends. How
about a Chuck Norris one or
a Llama or UNO game,
Leopard pattern or a Black
Pattern . We have the
perfect gift for your redneck
friends. Made in America
Duct for that really special
kind of person on your list.
$6.99 Kinds: